Anti Male Chauvinist Order

Yes people, it's true... the Age Of Men is finished. Women have taken over. Traditional rules of the Male Chauvinistic Days are over, for good!

For some this may come as bad news, but for others it means a time for change. I now propose the Anti Male Chauvinist Order:

1. Women are superior to all men, hence they have more power and therefore more responsibilities [by order of Peter Parker's Uncle]

Detailed meaning: Women who thus far weren't given full freedom to do what they wished shall now have all the power they can handle. This also means greater responsibility.
Women now not only have the weak powers of looking after kids, they also have the power to choose their profession of choice. Hence they are now not only responsible for bringing up the children, but also need to look after finances.

2. Men are only objects for women and are generally useless.

Men have only one responsibility, i.e. to attract women. Men will only be present on earth for the pleasure of women. Since women have taken over this world, and they are superior to men; men shall not be given any responsibilities whatsoever. Since men have to be in a pleasant state of mind to provide their services to women, all their needs must be catered for which are, Booze, Bikes, Gyms, TV, Music, Mobiles.
These 6 basic necessities will not be compromised and will be Constitutionally ensured. Failure to provide these means will mean that the Woman of the House is exploiting her Man.

By Law - Cheerleaders are compulsory at every event, including Birthday Parties.
- 33% Reservation for Males is every govt. institution

Former Male Chauvinistic males were seen welcoming this new World Order. Some men were seen fleeing to countries like Russia and Brazil to ensure strict enforcement of this new Regime.

Watch this space for more on this new Phenomenon!