Public Declaration

This blog is meant for people who have nothing to do, and who can afford to read interesting stuff. I call them "Intellectually Elite" [IE]. If you are a first time visitor to the blog, then one thing's for sure, you have good taste or you are a friend of mine who has been forced to come on this blog because I keep repeatedly showing the link on Gtalk or both.
Some things you should know -

1. This blog is meant for adults, no it contains no nudity or porn. But if you're a kid you won't understand most of the jokes. If you are from COEP then you'll enjoy it more because approximately 23.14521% of the posts are dedicated to criticizing the wonderful place we call our college.

2. At times the posts may contain profanity, that is, the occasional F word. Now if thats a problem for you then please "F Off"

3. If you are a guy then you will enjoy most of the posts. If you are a girl you will still enjoy the posts. If you are neither of them, then I'd like to know how you have an internet connection!

4. If you are not from COEP, then Good Luck with your life. You can still enjoy the case taking that happens on the blog.

5. If you are from a News Channel, then be prepared to feel bad, because I literally criticize the hell out of you and your kind. Actually it's good for you, it means that I do watch some of your pathetic shows, even though it is not out of choice.

6. If you are Megan Fox, then please mail me; yes I will see you. If I am committed then I will break up, if I am single then there's no issue. If your looking for a one night stand, I do that also.

For other issues, I will deal with them as soon as I notice them. So do read the blog posts.


P.S. I was chatting with a close friend of mine and this is what I said to her w.r.t. this Blog.

"...on some of my worst days, the blog is the only reason i wake up... on all other days its one of the reasons i wake up, the others being hunger and lust"