Prayer to The Great Khali

Oh Great Khali
We worship you

Oh Great Khali
You are so Great

Oh Great Khali
We bow before you

Oh Great Khali
You are the Lord Of The Hindi News Channels
The Greatest Phenomenon Ever
You are a living लीजेंड
The King Of Kings
Each time you open your mouth and speak
It creates chaos in the cosmos

Oh Great Khali
Each time you speak
You Break News

Oh Great Khali
Each time there is no important news in the cosmos
We turn to you for help and you bless us

Oh Great Khali
You are Great... why?
Because your name is only "Great" Khali
We will never get bored of you

Oh Great Khali
You are as strong as an Ox
You are as wily as a Fox
You are truly Great

Oh Great Khali
You are the only Indian after Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi
Who has defeated The Undertaker!

Oh Great Khali
You are Great
You are Great
You are Great!

- Hindi News Channels