The Secret Theorem

A secret, well; we all have them. And we all tell some secret of ours to someone at some point in time. Some of us regret it and some dont.
Here is another - useless, for the non-intellectually elite, and very useful for the Intellectually Elite junta - theorem.

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The Secrets Theorem:

A secret that is divulged remains a secret in its true form only if the chain of "secret divulgers" is such that it doesn't include the one who the secret is to be kept a secret from.

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Which basically means that if Mr. X has a secret and divulges is to Mr. A, then the secret remains a secret only as long as the chain which will inevitably begin at Mr. A doesn't end up reaching Mr. X. If it does reach Mr. X then Mr. A will be in for some trouble.

Corollary -
If Mr. X chooses a Ms. Y then the chances of his secret no longer remaining a secret increase by upto 256%

Basic point is if you have a secret then dude; keep it in your head. Your head fortunately cant divulge it, you can only trust your head, not Mr. A's head. Because Mr. A's head has a problem; his ear will hear the phrase "Don't tell it to anyone", but somehow it wont register. He will tell it to someone and use the same phrase again! That's the beginning of the chain...