Who is David Flabbergaster and why should I read what he has to say?
David Flabbergaster, is a great engineer who like many great engineers, hasn't done anything you've heard of. And you should read what he has to say, because you are here out of choice, obviously, you have nothing better to do!
One day David Flabbergaster decided that he should spread his knowledge to his fellow engineers. He chose to do so in the form of random quotes, only people who are truly knowledgeable and smart can understand the depth of his sayings and teachings.
Here are a few of his quotes -
An engineer who has a girlfriend is truly happy, an engineer who doesn't have a girlfriend tries to fake it!
English is the best language to use while making out... somehow "chalo, dusrey kaksh par jaatey hain" doesn't sound as good as "lets move onto base two".
The real purpose, the final destination of life is to get rich, find a beautiful woman and stay happy... by taking up engineering, I diverged from the path that could lead to any of these.
I now know for sure, that most guys believe that the real purpose of dating a girl is so that one can put up a pic with her on their Orkut profile.
The day an engineer is free of frustration would be the day politics is free from corruption, so forget it!
The most unfortunate man in this world is the one who's beautiful girlfriend dumps him after just one day, and during that one day he didn't even have a camera!
Watching FTV will not help you in meeting hot women in real life.
Voting for a reality show is 2nd worst method of spending your money, the worst is voting for a poll on Aaj Tak!
If the hottest girl in class, looks at the geekiest guy in the class and starts talking to him; there can be only one meaning, she wants his assignments!
If you are in an engineering college and see a beautiful, stunning, gorgeous girl walk right upto you... you're definitely dreaming!
Dressing nicely for an interview wont help you if your resume sucks!
Men have to wear suits, blazers and tuxedos to impress women; women on the other hand have to wear nothing!
Before I hit puberty, my most visited website was Wikipedia, after that it became Chicipedia.
There was once a time when engineers were happy people, then App Mech was born!
Many more such quotes will follow, as and when David Flabbergaster decides to bestow his knowledge for the benefit of engineeringkind!
この時代にツーショットダイヤルを使う理由
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ツーショットダイヤルは相変わらず根強い人気がある。
基本的にはテレホンセックスを楽しむか、昔ながらのテレクラのような使い方で意気投合したら待ち合わせして会って遊ぶ、という使い方が主流ではあったが。
時は流れ今ではテレホン […]
8 months ago
3 comments:
I loved this post...
I m FAN of David Flabbergaster :)
FAN!(though not an engineer!)
sahi hain...
i didn't stop anywhere till the end once i started reading... loved the post... its refreshing...
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