Dumb Q, dumb A

Q: Dude, I've heard that if you use a Bose headphone and put the volume on zero, you can hear nothing but silence, is it true?
A: Yeah only as long as you don't talk or fart!

Some ground rules for Orkut users

1. Guys don't put profile pics of MALE MODELS - it's freaking scary to see a topless dude instead of your dear schoolmate.

2. Girls must put up either their own pics [if attractive] or those of attractive women. ;)

3. Dont go around creating self-promotional communities like - "I Know Sonu" or some weird thing like that.

4. A testimonial is a place where you describe your friends qualities and stuff, not a place where you copy paste crap like "Friend" written out of slashes and exclamation marks.

5. If you want to wish someone Happy Birthday, then at least spell it right - there was this scrap I saw once which said 'happy bfay'

6. Your Orkut name should tell us who you are. There are some people who's Orkut names are so discreet you need to read their testimonials and see their communities to guess who they are. How do I know who '--(((O_O)))--' is?