The Elective Theorem

Well people, it has begun... the final year of engineering. What better way to begin it than by stating yet another useless theorem!

This one has a bit of background to it so read on.

Engineering is basically 4 years of 2 semesters each, comprising of 5 subjects in every semester. These "subjects" are nothing but objects that screw our happiness, quite literally, be it App Sci, or App Mech; I have never ever used any knowledge of these subjects being a Comp Engg; yet i had to learn what the detailed process was to extract some dumbass metal; or that some stupid plane with a bomb travels at X miles per hour and drops a bomb, where will it land? Well, Professor of App Mech [aka Dept where no one goes after they clear App Mech], why dont we let the bomb land, and then we'll know where it landed. I'm not Osama who should know the exact coordinates of where the fucking bomb will blast, why don't you call Professor of App Sci and check the chemical composition of the bomb, maybe it didn't land and burst mid-air coz of crappy packaging!

Moving on, basically we were just guinea pigs, every subject tried to mess with us... all we had to do was survive. But life is cruel, and what's worse, it has a sense of humor. Now in Final Year, it gives us the power of choosing which subject we want to get screwed by! It's called The Elective.

The Elective Theorem:

Always choose that subject as your elective such that it screws you the least or if getting screwed is your mission, then choose it in such a way that the screwing helps out in your B. Tech project. As it may decrease the feeling of getting screwed, though you still do get screwed. The screwing is inevitable!