Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Date a Guy Who Is Straight and Rich

This post was written out of sheer disgust from reading some fuck all blog posts going under the titles "Date a Guy/Girl Who Reads/Travels/Does some random activity that we all do anyway". Now people have started to put up trash like "Date a guy who went to blah MBA institute". WTF happened to not overdoing stuff?

Anyway, it made me realize that a lot of people apparently don't know who they should be dating, so here's some muft gyaan for you!

Date a Guy Who Is Straight and Rich

Date a guy who is straight and rich, provided you are not a woman of lesbotic tendencies. Don't just date a Guy Who Travels. You may just end up with a truck driver!

Date a guy who is straight and rich, if you really like him, marry him. If he can not satisfy your emotional or any other type of needs, indulge in an extra marital affair. Make sure you don't get caught.

For more pointless dating advice keep reading BS articles on Date a Guy/Girl Who...

Coming Soon - Date a Girl Who Is Horny!


4 comments:

mikami said...

Deeply insightful, thought-provoking, controversially true.

Shreyash T said...

"You may just end up with a truck driver!" :D
Hilarious!

Akash said...

;-)

Tu to ____ guru ho gaya !!
Accha hai ..

rohitthomas said...

man what a way to say goodbye....will miss this blog man...peace harsh and god bless....